Cary Grant = Archibald Leach
Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez
Jamie Foxx = Eric Marlon Bishop
John Wayne = Marion Morrison
Katy Perry = Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson
Miley Cyrus = Destiny Hope Cyrus
Mr. T = Laurence Tureaud
Vin Diesel = Mark Sinclair Vincent
Whoopi Goldberg = Caryn Elaine Johnson